http://goateesaver.com/ This is one of the dumber inventions I’ve seen in a while. Their slogan? “Real men wear goatees.” In reality, what they should be telling you is that “Real men know how to shave their goatees.” The only way I’d call this thing “revolutionary” is if it was invented between 1775 and 1783. I’ve been the proud owner of a goatee for over 10 years and…