{"id":23,"date":"2008-03-23T04:59:04","date_gmt":"2008-03-23T11:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineptitude.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2025-05-14T19:53:26","modified_gmt":"2025-05-15T02:53:26","slug":"let-me-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ineptitude.com\/blog\/let-me-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Let me out!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>We had a friend coming over to visit and I needed to make a quick stop at Safeway to pick up a few items. The store wasn&#8217;t particularly crowded but for some reason, everybody seemed to be mulling around, blocking aisles and in no rush to get out of the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When picking out a checkout line, I typically look for four things:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>A short line<\/strong>. I count up the number of people waiting to check out.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Full\/empty status of the customer&#8217;s carts<\/strong>. A short line doesn&#8217;t always mean a quicker checkout. There&#8217;s a balance between a large number of people with 2 items each or a small number with a cart half full.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>The status of the conveyor<\/strong>. A very full conveyor\u00a0either counts as an additional person, or reflects poorly on the speed of the\u00a0cashier if it&#8217;s not continuously rolling.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>A judgment call of the cashier&#8217;s competency<\/strong>.\u00a0I quickly try to determine if I think that the cashier is a seasoned pro, or if they are hiding an &#8220;in training&#8221; badge in their coat pocket. A fast cashier can made up for items 1 and 2.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Most aisles had a few people on line, but I found one that fit\u00a0all of my criteria. Nobody was on line. The conveyor was empty. The last customer had all of his items bagged and <em>looked like<\/em> he was awaiting his receipt. The cashier <em>looked<\/em> competent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I unloaded my items into the conveyor, looked up and saw that the guy was still waiting. Not only was he waiting, but he was in conversation with the cashier. I got distracted for another minute, looked back and when I looked back, they were still talking. I wasn&#8217;t listening but wish I had been because I couldn&#8217;t imagine what they could be discussing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even the bagger somehow seemed distracted and was laughing at something. It couldn&#8217;t have been the cashier\/customer conversation because their chat looked as though it had a different tone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I stared, the customer turned to me and said, &#8220;Sorry for holding you up.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I just stared back. I&#8217;m usually quite polite and in my mind I thought of saying, &#8220;it&#8217;s ok&#8221; but bit my tongue. It wasn&#8217;t ok. I had to get home in 5 minutes and I live 8 minutes away. Every second counts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just as I was about to say, &#8220;Exactly how long will this be? Should I move my stuff to another aisle?&#8221; he received some sort of printout from the cashier. It&#8217;s not clear what it didn&#8217;t seem like it was a receipt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, the guy left and it was my turn. The cashier scanned my items, somewhat slowly. Fortunately, I only had about 8 items.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I handed her my Safeway card to scan, saving me about $7 in the process. I then ran my credit card through, punched the appropriate selections and signed my name. When I looked up, my items were still sitting on the back conveyor and not placed in bags. A woman walked up to the cashier and said, &#8220;Time for your lunch break.&#8221; The both of them then proceeded to chat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I went around to the back of the aisles and started grabbing items to place into bags. In doing so, it seemed to get the cashier into gear and she filled a second bag. Finally, she handed me my receipt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, not exactly. She extended it towards me, holding onto it with quite a grip. How do I know? Because as she extended it to me, I reached out and tried to take it. With that, she looked at my name to tell me how much I saved today. &#8220;Mr. um&#8230; how do you pronounce your last name?&#8221; She then tried but pronounced it wrong and I continued tugging on the receipt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I said my name correctly and she let go of the receipt. &#8220;Do you need help out today?&#8221; she asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No, I just need to <strong>get out<\/strong>.&#8221; I turned and walked out of the store.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And in case you&#8217;re curious, I made it home with a few minutes to spare so that I could put my groceries away before our guest arrived. 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