{"id":25,"date":"2008-09-20T12:33:20","date_gmt":"2008-09-20T19:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineptitude.com\/?p=24"},"modified":"2025-05-14T19:53:26","modified_gmt":"2025-05-15T02:53:26","slug":"the-revolutionary-goateesaver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ineptitude.com\/blog\/the-revolutionary-goateesaver\/","title":{"rendered":"The “Revolutionary” GoateeSaver"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

http:\/\/goateesaver.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is one of the dumber inventions I’ve seen in a while. Their slogan? “Real men wear goatees.” In reality, what they should be telling you is that\u00a0“Real men know how to shave their goatees.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The only way I’d call this thing “revolutionary” is if it was invented between 1775 and 1783. I’ve been the proud owner of a goatee for over 10 years and if you can’t shave your own goatee without a stencil, then you have no business having one or handling sharp objects. It’s not tough. Really.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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