{"id":9,"date":"2006-12-22T17:44:29","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T01:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineptitude.com\/blog\/?p=5"},"modified":"2025-05-08T18:23:44","modified_gmt":"2025-05-09T01:23:44","slug":"noodles-are-cheap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ineptitude.com\/blog\/noodles-are-cheap\/","title":{"rendered":"The Noodle vs. The Cash Register"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>There are many times when a person seems willing to help, but then is unable to because &#8220;the computer won&#8217;t let me do it that way.&#8221; Such was the case when visiting a local takeout. I wanted to purchase two orders of their &#8220;Salmon and Shrimp Curry Noodles&#8221; but without the salmon or shrimp. Nowhere on the menu could I purchase only curry noodles. The only way to order it was with the salmon or shrimp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An order cost $11.99 each, but you have to figure that most of the actual cost is taken up by the salmon and shrimp. Since I was only getting noodles, it didn&#8217;t seem fair to be required to pay full price.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t do that&#8221;, the waiter explained. &#8220;There&#8217;s no way for me to charge you less and we don&#8217;t have only the noodles on the menu.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Have the machines already taken over? Didn&#8217;t man program them? Can man override them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surprisingly, a solution was found. the waiter offered to add &#8220;extra extra noodles&#8221;. In the end, each order had at least twice the noodles than they normally would. I think that was a good compromise and I give my local takeout a thumbs up for coming up with a way to override the system, even if they could not override the machine.<\/p>\n<div class=\"likebtn_container\" style=\"\"><!-- LikeBtn.com BEGIN --><span class=\"likebtn-wrapper\"  data-identifier=\"post_9\"  data-site_id=\"6811af14943ec9e8553b6ad3\"  data-theme=\"padded\"  data-btn_size=\"30\"  data-icon_size=\"20\"  data-f_size=\"14\"  data-ef_voting=\"grow\"  data-dislike_enabled=\"false\"  data-icon_dislike_show=\"false\"  data-style=\"\"  data-unlike_allowed=\"\"  data-show_copyright=\"\"  data-item_url=\"https:\/\/www.ineptitude.com\/blog\/noodles-are-cheap\/\"  data-item_title=\"The Noodle vs. The Cash Register\"  data-item_image=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ineptitude.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/Noodles-vs-Cash-Register.jpeg?fit=925%2C925&amp;ssl=1\"  data-item_date=\"2006-12-22T17:44:29-08:00\"  data-engine=\"WordPress\"  data-plugin_v=\"2.6.59\"  data-prx=\"https:\/\/www.ineptitude.com\/blog\/wp-admin\/admin-ajax.php?action=likebtn_prx\"  data-event_handler=\"likebtn_eh\" ><\/span><!-- LikeBtn.com END --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are many times when a person seems willing to help, but then is unable to because &#8220;the computer won&#8217;t let me do it that way.&#8221; Such was the case when visiting a local takeout. 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